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ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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— 11 hours ago with 148230 notes

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

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— 11 hours ago with 184805 notes

mondoreos:

*sees a new character that is attractive*

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— 11 hours ago with 86152 notes

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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— 2 days ago with 272931 notes

piratenationprincess:

Yaaaas its back on my tl

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— 2 days ago with 129574 notes

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troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

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— 2 days ago with 20993 notes

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

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— 2 days ago with 149252 notes

nuttedsohard:

neopiacentral:

I don’t even like neopets that much

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— 2 days ago with 546 notes
deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raisedthrough the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

deardeerling:

in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days

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— 2 days ago with 35547 notes
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hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

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pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

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— 2 days ago with 363678 notes

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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— 2 days ago with 233931 notes